I would pump these jebends full of Organic Maris Piper

"Were just a down to earth group of lads that love to sing"

"Really we are it's just getting a bit hot"

"you know what i cant even lie, were fresh"

There's a reason they can get one average looking girl who looks unhappy to be there, to pose with them. that bogg eyed one would scare the shit out of me